Adele Someone like you
Conversation in the car when this song comes on.
My girlfriend (She Who Shall Not Be Named) turning to me... "This should be our song."
Me (Innocent, lowly intern, battered boyfriend)... "You do realize that this is a sad song, right?"
The Wicked Witch of the West aka my girlfriend... "I know."
Me (puzzled and wondering if we had inadvertently broke up without me knowing)... "Okay...?"
Queen of Darkness, Mistress of Night aka my girlfriend... "I just happen to like this song. You can sing it if I ever break up with you."
Me (currently sporting a WTF look on my face)... "What makes you think YOU will be the one doing the breaking up?"
She who snores so loudly that Cthulhu himself would awaken... "Because I love you more than you love me."
Me (completely and utterly lost and in need of a yellow brick road, or at least a GPS)... "That makes absolutely no sense."
Evil Blair Waldorf wannabe aka girlfriend... "Love doesn't have to make sense."
Me (really, really LOST right now. Matthew Fox would be proud)... "You've gone bloody mad."
She who walks in Darkness, never to touch the light again... "I love you too."
And then she bloody shuts up with that self satisfied smirk on her face, refusing to answer any of my admittedly frantic questions.
What the bloody hell???
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